I'm drive I can fine osifer
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
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