Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I have aggressive nipples.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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