Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
