Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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