tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I am mentally ready for anal.
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