3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
My first STD was from a foam party
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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