I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
