That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
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"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
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Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
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she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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