I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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