For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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