so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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