there's paper in my vomit.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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