Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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