u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
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I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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