I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
How many fucks given?
0.12846
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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