Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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