Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
