Porn is love you can see.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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