How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Randomize
