lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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