I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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