Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Dick very happy bro
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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