There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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