I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
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I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
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I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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