just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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