You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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