Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
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Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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