whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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