Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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