at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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