are you still at the devil's house?
My friends, they love my intelligence
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
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Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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