i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Yo dont text me then not text me
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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