I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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