I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
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You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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