guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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