watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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