was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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