ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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