I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
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I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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