I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
