Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
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Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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