So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
It's blow job season.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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