Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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