So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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