I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
God, I missed his penis.
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