69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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