apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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