My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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