Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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