dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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