We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I see more hoeing in ur future
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