He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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