Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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